Unofficial extra roles: Resident Fool and 'Dad Joke' Acquisition and Delivery Manager

Paul is a long-term fan of Danes, but only recently acquired his first rescue Dane, Timber. Timber is famous for having the longest tongue of any dog on the planet, and being completely inappropriate at every opportunity. Paul is famous for being Timber's dad.

He lives with his partner and an eclectic menagerie of dogs, cats, horses and chickens.